Archive | January, 2009

Chester: The Faithful Brute on Film

16 Jan

My Dog Chester is a gift from God to me…
I know it sounds overly sentimental, but I just love the little fella.

Here are some phone pics that reveal why (at least in part):

He melted hearts as a pup:

And still does today:

 

He’s fearlessly adventurous:

  
 
He supports the right team:

     

He loves and protects my wife:

 

He doesn’t mind playing the fool with his master:

  

He’s attentive, intelligent, and learns new commands in minutes:

  

He helps me slow down and not take life too seriously:

  

I thank God for Chesterton: the Faithful Brute.

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Heroes: Spurgeon on Pastor’s Wives

15 Jan

From his autobiography, “The Full Harvest“:

Churches do not give a married minister two salaries, one for the husband and the other for the wife; but, in many cases, they look for the services of the wife, whether they pay for them or not.
The Pastor’s wife is expected to know everything about the church, and in another sense she is to know nothing of it; and she is equally blamed by some people whether she knows everything or nothing. Her duties consist in being always at home to attend to her husband and her family, and being always out, visiting other people, and doing all sorts of things for the whole church!
Well, of course, that is impossible; she cannot be at everybody’s beck and call, and she cannot expect to please everybody. Her husband cannot do that, and I think he is very foolish if he tries to do it; and I am certain that, as the husband cannot please everybody, neither can the wife. There will be sure to be somebody or other who will be displeased, especially if that somebody had herself half hoped to be the minister’s wife!
Difficulties arise continually, in the best-regulated churches; and the position of the minister’s wife is always a very trying one. Still, I think, that if I was a Christian young woman, I would marry a Christian minister if I could, because there is an opportunity of doing so much good in helping him in his service for Christ.
It is a great assistance to the cause of God to keep the minister himself in good order for his work. It is his wife’s duty to see that he is not uncomfortable at home; for, if everything there is happy, and free from care, he can give all his thoughts to his preparation for the pulpit; and the godly woman, who thus helps her husband to preach better, is herself a preacher though she never speaks in public, and she becomes to the highest degree useful to that portion of the Church of Christ which is committed to her husband’s charge’.

I couldn’t agree more with this!
I thank God that we belong to a church that isn’t too demanding when it comes to the expectations placed on Pastor’s wives, but bloody hell, it can be tough for them!

My wonderful wife Renee expressed her exasperation recently, “I just don’t know what my job is (at church)!” I was quick to tell her that she didn’t have a job at church – just a calling to be my helper.
I wonder if some churches (not yours or mine!) deliberately make the role of Pastor’s wife ambiguous because it means that they can load the lady up with more duties than they would otherwise get away with…?

Spurgeon: He’s the Man.

25 Future Christian Book Sensations

15 Jan

Just got this in an email from my good mate Matt Scheffer who works as an Evangelist here at HTD. He put the list together with a guy named Daniel from our 6pm service.
I think it’s pretty funny…

Matt says:
“Here are our original, not yet published, slightly-dodgy, slightly-charismatic, slightly-self-help book titles… as bad as some of these books sound, there’s definitely a market out there for some of them. At the end of the day, we’re not being serious about all this. It’s all harmless fun. These are all jokes, puns, poking fun at our wacky brothers and sisters in Christ (except McNabb who’s a heretic).
To prove we’re not Charismatic-bashers, we also make fun of our own team… enjoy!”

1. So you have the spiritual gift of bookkeeping and accountancy!
2. 7 keys to unlock the power of singleness.
3. Spirit-filled singleness.
4. How to hear God’s voice when choosing investment property.
5. Dating someone who hasn’t been baptised in the Spirit: questions you need to ask.
6. Expository, Biblical preaching: by Joel Osteen, Joyce Meyer, and Brian Houston.
7. 101 essential truths the Bible left out!
8. How to get the most out of ‘The Message’.
9. The Purr-pose Driven Life (for pets).
10. Dating: part 1: secrets of missional dating.
11. Dating: part 2: Hello Celibacy!
12. Great Commission Getaways: Christian vacations that sound like mission trips.
13. Biblical evangelism: Dropping the words ‘KJV only’ into every conversation.
14. Activating your spiritual potential for adventure.
15. Robes, Organ music and other cutting edge missional tools in the Anglican church.
16. Biblical langugages: Hebrew, greek and Angelic.
17. A beginners guide to choosing the right BMX Bible College.
18. It’s not you, it’s Jesus: how to tell your date the gospel while breaking up.
19. How conservative are you? a dialogue between Benny Hinn and Brian Houston.
20. Christian Feng-shui: the art of placing furniture that is most conducive to evangelistic conversation.
21. Case for Christ: The Message version (by Lee Strobel and Eugene Peterson).
22. Post- church supper recipes: stale biscuits, Nescafe and other enticing treats (Foreword by Gordon Ramsay and Rev. Rowan Williams).
23. Sola Scriptura – Shmola Scriptura!: Getting past the Reformation.
24. Jesus, salvation and other such non- essentials of the Christian faith, by Rev. Dr. Francis McNabb.
25. The Benny Hinn guide to financial transparency in Christian ministry.

Look out for these and other titles at your local ‘Christian’ Bookstore!